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since he doesn't have an LJ, I'm posting on his behalf Enter the answers to these items in urbandictionary.com, and write down the FIRST definition. Yes, the first. Yes, really. 1. Your name: A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend 2. Your age: The greatest number of all time.
( Reason's why: It is... ) 3. One of your friends: Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel". 4. What you should be doing: A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo. 5. Your favorite color: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it? 6. Your birthplace: The illegitimate love child of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. 7. Last person you talked to: Ireland 8. The last thing you drank: What Columbians grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world's leading cocaine exporter 9. Your nickname: St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford
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